#i can’t handle this #chris #chris just say excuse me #chris you’re like a millionaire dude #you’re a famous superhero #just ask them to step aside #chris #chris come on #chris if you can’t do it then where’s the hope for the rest of us
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
MAKE IT STOP OMG
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
BE NICER TO PLUTO YOU GUYS ;_;
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…